"And what does the LORD require of you But to do justice, to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God"
-- Micah 6:8

"The duty of the prosecutor is to seek justice, not merely to convict."
-- American Bar Association Standard 3-1.2(c)

"There may be a legitimate diversity of opinion even among Catholics about waging war and applying the death penalty, but not however with regard to abortion and euthanasia."
--Pope Benedict XVI, June 2004

Friday, May 11, 2007

How'd that get there?

When dope is found in a suspect's pants, they often claim "it's not my pants!" When the stuff is found in their underwear, I've heard them claim "It ain't my underwear!" or when it's in their sock, "it ain't my sock, man!" ... but this one is new for me:

From a recent case file:

[During the strip search of a prisoner being booked into the local jail for failure to appear in court], a small plastic baggie of white powder was found wrapped around [the defendant's] penis. When he was asked what it was, he stated he did not know what it was or how it got there.

Supply your own punch line.

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