Friday, May 11, 2007
How'd that get there?
When dope is found in a suspect's pants, they often claim "it's not my pants!" When the stuff is found in their underwear, I've heard them claim "It ain't my underwear!" or when it's in their sock, "it ain't my sock, man!" ... but this one is new for me:
From a recent case file:
[During the strip search of a prisoner being booked into the local jail for failure to appear in court], a small plastic baggie of white powder was found wrapped around [the defendant's] penis. When he was asked what it was, he stated he did not know what it was or how it got there.
Supply your own punch line.