"And what does the LORD require of you But to do justice, to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God"
-- Micah 6:8

"The duty of the prosecutor is to seek justice, not merely to convict."
-- American Bar Association Standard 3-1.2(c)

"There may be a legitimate diversity of opinion even among Catholics about waging war and applying the death penalty, but not however with regard to abortion and euthanasia."
--Pope Benedict XVI, June 2004

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Stupid Criminals

When you're going to be sentenced for robbery and felony eluding the police, it's probably better not to volunteer to the probation officer preparing the pre-sentence report, the following:

Social/Religious Activities Narrative:

Subject reports no religious preference or church membership. In his spare time he likes to do rap music and make CDs, smoke a little "weed," and visit with his son.

Hopefully he doesn't engage in the last two activities at the same time.

1 comment:

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